Let's start out with some low hanging fruit written by a fruit who should be hanged (heh).
Um yeah, good luck with that, Philip R. Greaves. May your time behind bars be filled with eternal torment until you are finally shanked out of existence.
Moving on rapidly to less disgusting WTF?isms.
Love, Love, the perpetually capsizing boat, a creation by Julien Berthier.
"Love-love is the permanent and mobile image of a wrecked ship that has become a functional and safe leisure object." More images at both links.
And with that, we'll head back into disgusting sexual WTF? land.
Texas' 5th Circuit Rules That High School Cheerleader Is Required To Cheer For Her Alleged Rapist - the story, in a nutshell, is that the star basketball/football player at the school with the help of several of his friends raped a cheerleader. She reported the assault, they were arrested but released. During a basketball game, Rakheem Bolton, the alleged rapist, went to the foul line. The cheerleader sat down during this time and refused to cheer for this walking bag of shit. The school's position is that she's not a person, she's cheerleader representing the school and she should have cheered for the guy. Which is, of course, so thoroughly wrongheaded and idiotic that it is almost beyond understanding. It gets worse.
Part of the 5th Circuit Court ruling (which was a panel including two women judges, no lie) is that, because these disgusting excuses for judges found the cheerleader's lawsuit frivolous and far-fetched, they ordered her to pay the school district's legal fees.
The utter depths of depravity and wrongness in this case is astonishing. This girl was violently raped and the school is trying to force her to cheer for the guy who raped her? What in the name of reality are these morons smoking? The message they are sending to women everywhere is that they have no rights if their rapist happens to be a sports star. Seriously, this could be the all-time WTF? award winner.
And now for some lighter WTF?isms.
The Burger Lab: Revisiting the Myth of The 12-Year Old McDonald's Burger That Just Won't Rot - Basically, McD's hamburgers don't rot because they are small enough to dry out before mold can start growing. Quarter pounders rot because the patties are large enough to retain moisture long enough to enable the mold growth. McDonald's burgers are still nasty, over-salted Grade-D beef though so take all this with a grain of salt and maybe just go somewhere else for lunch.
And we'll wrap up the post with one more.
Writing-challenged principal Andrew Buck stands behind his idiotic letter - "The baffling missive - which contained run-on sentences, misspellings and incoherent statements - said textbooks weren't necessary in the learning process. He added that some students wouldn't be able to read the books anyway.
Buck even confessed in the email to an aversion to textbooks, noting they put him to sleep in college."
This guy is a school principal? SRLSY? ZOMG! WTF? You can read his letter in all its idiotic glory and unrepentant (that means you're not sorry, Andrew) here.