Just a few new words today. But some that I'm rather fond of because I tend to think of myself as a very clever monkey.
Asstute - (ass-toot) keen observation of someone's rectal trumpet capabilities. I am incapable of thinking of this new word and not thinking of my good friend, Ryan (aka @dirtymushroom) which is almost certainly as he would like it!
Awlarm - (awe-larm)a freakishly piercing fire alarm that feels like someone is driving an awl into your brain, much like the one at my school today.