Top 10 Things Bacon Does Not Improve

My post about bacon floss a couple of months ago got me to thinking about all the things that bacon improves. Rather than that impressive list of stuff, I thought it would quicker to list those things that bacon does not improve.

1. Yogurt
2. Ice cream
3. Twinkies - like bacon, Twinkies are a perfect food all by themselves.
4. Coffee - bacon and eggs with coffee is a classic but bacon IN coffee is a bad idea.
5. Jello - I can't verify this but its a good hunch that bacon and jello are not compatible tastes or textures.
6. Orange juice
7. Chocolate cake
8. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
9. Cherry pie
10. Cheesecake