In a Perfect World...

In a perfect world...

...wives and girlfriends would become sexually aroused by the sound of their husbands doing the dishes.

...dogs would actually understand when they are told to be quiet.

...good manners would be the norm rather than the exception.

...the 2 year old would understand how important sleeping in on Saturday morning is to a poppa who gets up before seven every other day of the week.

...people would understand that thumper stereos aren't cool, they're annoying as hell.

...idiots would understand and respect the words "Extreme Fire Danger".

...education would be over-funded and teachers would be paid what they are worth.

What would happen in your perfect world?
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