Chromosomal Anomaly

I swear I was nowhere near that toxic waste spill.

Sadly the big head does not make me smarter since most of that added mass is bone. One nice side effect is that I can use my skull to pound in railroad spikes. And that monster jaw? Rather than throw out the leftover parts of my last motorcycle, I'm eating them. The main drawback to the new me is that my eyes are so close together that I have a really hard time with depth perception. Oh and my skull now weighs like two hundred pounds.

Fun with Photo Booth. I think Grady might be a little sore today from laughing so hard yesterday.
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