5.27.2008

A Couple of Thoughts

Calling the targets of viagra and other boner pill spam emails "low hanging fruit" is ironic and kind of funny.
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I'd really like to understand the process by which I go to sleep wearing boxers and wake up buck naked (but not in a truckstop just over the Mexican border with a fresh set of stitches where one of my kidneys used to be).
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Why do people "jackrabbit" from stoplights, cut other cars off and basically floor it to get up to speed and then go under the speed limit once they get on the highway?
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How can anyone look at Sarah Jessica Parker and think "Oh yeah, I want some of that?" unless they have a thing for horses?
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Why is wrestling still popular and why is it so hateful towards women and, further, why is that hate tolerated?
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I have an overpowering hatred of the word "zany" and I'm not sure why.
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I think I'd have imploded long ago if I didn't have access to my music at any time of the day or night.
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There is no funnier opening scene in any movie than the start to Super Troopers. "How do you boys feel about Mexicooooooo? Yeeeeha!" In fact, the entire movie is pretty goddamned hilarious. Shame their other movie was such a horrible (and really unfunny) turd (with the exception of casting Brittany Daniel).

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