12.13.2007

Bad Math

I heard on the radio the other day that Oprah has a daily viewership of over 9 million. And then they said, 75% of which are women. Which means that 25% or 2.25 million men across the country watch Oprah.

Two point two five million.

I don't suppose there's any chance all of them are being tied up and forced to watch Oprah each day, is there? Because the alternative is that they are doing it voluntarily and that makes my head start shaking uncontrollably.



PS. Oprah, please don't send out your ninja assassins to make me pipe down.

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