The Governator Gets One Thing Right

Paris' pardon plea laughed out of governor's office.

I've seen this moronic tranny say she wants to accept responsibility for her actions and yet she's stooping to no depths to try and keep her dainty buttocks from a cold prison bunk.

I'm glad her "petition" was laughed out, now let's just continue laughing Paris out altogether. And, while we're at it, let's laugh out Nicole "One Eye and Vodka is Liquid" Richie, Britney "Coo-Coo-Coochie" Spears and anyone else who's nothing a society page trollop.

Mark my words though, Paris will parlay this prison sentence into a reality tv show that will garner her even more moronic droolerbots.