Dear Amped Mobile

Your latest commercials? The ones where the bald headed guy is making out with his phone in a bar? What fucking idiot demographic are you trying to appeal to with that incredibly stupid ad? The losers with sexual dysfunctions demographic?

For those of you lucky enough to have missed this piece of shit commercial. Its a guy standing in a bar, talking about how awesome his phone is and all the great things it can do and, no lie, he starts kissing it and stroking it and doing the pillow talk thing. Only its not funny, its creepy and wrong and stupid and the guy is a complete loser.

I don't get it and I don't want to get it.

If you were shooting for funny, you missed. Badly.

Please stop. The ad of the guy at the park with the old guy on the pimped cruiser was a good ad. This ad makes me want to come to your offices and kick you in the nuts.


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