Suing for Coverage

Well this is an interesting twist, suing to get your company's name mentioned alongside the celebs you cater to. Celebrity Boutique Sues Us Weekly, Saying Lack of Coverage Is Hurting Business because, as we all know, it is the core business of Us Weekly to support whiny little clothes boutiques who need national exposure to justify their exorbitant prices.

I wish them nothing but locked doors, disconnected phones and creditors knocking on their doors.

As an aside, I hate the word boutique. It makes me want to smash things. But I hate boutique about a tenth as much as I hate the word "zany". If I were in charge it would be a capital offense to use that damned word.

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