A Dead Sea Cucumber Could Beat Him Now

Is it really especially newsworthy that the much-smeared John Kerry would thrash George W. Bush in an election if it were held right now? No, not really but it sure does feel good to have some facts to back it up with. Eh?

Here, I'll summarize. Kerry, 47%, Bush, 40%.

But really, a rotting sea cucumber could probably take Bush these days. What's his latest approval rating? 32%? Woot! He is, afterall, a fucking idiot who actually believes that God really is talking to him. And that he's surrounded himself with competent people who all happen to always agree with him (or there's someone new in the disagreer's seat at the next meeting).

via Angus-Reid.

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