A Fetish Too Far

Be prepared to pick your jaw up from the floor. Good friends, strangers and folks, I give you the Masturbating Monkey (actually, the toy costs $7.99 and satisfaction is NOT guaranteed).

But wait, there's more monkey love for you. How would like an honest to goodness faked phone call from a monkey? Oh yeah. Check our MonkeyPhoneCall and, for only $10, you can have someone pretend to be a monkey on the other end of the phone for you! Woot!
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