Wife's Night Out

I don't normally post email forwards but this one, from Mark, is well worth a little rule bending.
Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing......
Your okay with it, because you get to watch football.
You hear her stumble into bed around 3am.
You wake up next morning and go outside to check the family car, which
she used last night. Knowing she was drunk, you are happy to see it all in one piece.

But .....
Wait a minute............

Uh honey?
Venom +1
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