The Only Upside to the Flu

The only low-powered upside to being sick has gotta be the horkage. When you cough and "produce" a green glob of lung goo, there's something satisfying about spitting those nasty blobs out.

And the shower is like mucus heaven. The steam, the heat and the water all combine to help clear out massive lung chunks. Sure, its not as much fun as not getting sick in the first place but it does feel good to discharge that nastiness. Of course, if I did happen to ride my motorcyle into work today and I coughed up a mouthful, there's nowhere to spit it so that kind of totally sucks

Why yes, I am feeling better.

Tags: , ,