Finally, The Perfect Gift

It is now possible to send someone a springloaded ass.

I'll let that sink in for a second. Yes, an ass in a box, on springs that sproings out at the recepient.

I can think of one person who deserves one for good reason and another who deserves one for a bad reason. Is it possible that the same thing can mean opposite things to two different people? Sure.

Anyway, here is Ass in the Box (um, maybe nsfw, ya think). Who would you send one to?

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