Upping the Chuck

Legendary bad ass, Chuck Norris has accomplished alot in his life, so much so that someone has taken it upon themselves to create the Chuck Norris Facts page. Learn about Chuck's ability to cure cancer and count really high.

For instance, did you know: Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris. Or, Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

I'd like to suggest one, when Chuck is happy and things are good, we are existing not in a utopia but a Chucktopia.

Which fact is your favorite, there are so many excellent ones.
Very good stuff, via Senor J!
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