Birth of an Acronym

Came up with this the other night while being olfactorily assailed by my hound's quite noxious gaseous emanations.

RAGE - rancid ass gas explosion.

I don't know how or why Nande's learned to do it but she has taken to laying down so her posterior is "aimed" at where I might be sitting. The better to blast me with her nasty farts. Other people with dogs are amazed at the power and pungency. I just wish they made Beano for Dogs.

In other news, a four year old boy called 911 when his mother collapsed on the floor of their living room from a seizure. I don't know if he saved her life but he definitely got her help alot sooner than she would have otherwise. Pretty impressive.