1. Beggars who keep asking for money even though you've already said no or even given them money. This is a pretty easy one really, its rude in the first place to ask people for money. But then to basically piss on them for giving in and giving you some and then having the sheer audacity to ask for more? Please!

2. Part time beggars - the people who have money but don't see any harm in just asking you for your spare change. They're not beggars per se but they are parasitical wanks who seem to forget that some of us actually work for a living and have better ideas of where to spend our money than to give to some lazy bugger so he can drink his 40 with his other unwashed pals behind the carpet store.

2a. Homeless People with Puppies - um yeah, you can't take care of yourself but you're going to get a dog? Here's a thought, idiots. Don't try to use a dog or other animal to help you beg better. Get a damned job, get a place to live and then get a dog. I feel like kicking these idiots in the head when I see them walking a dog on a rope leash. You know the dog isn't getting properly fed or cared for and ifthe dog happens to get hurt or sick then these jerks will likely abandon the dog because they know they can't pay to make their "best friend" well again.

3. Stupid people with authority - there's no good reason why idiots should be given any authority over other people, ever. I will have to expand on this idea but yeah, its drives me nuts.

4. Drivers who change lanes while driving for no reason whatsoever - this one's kind of easy but I really cannot understand why people do this. They're driving along without any traffic in front of them and, as you approach them to pass, they inexplicably change lanes to block your passage. Why? Impenetrable stupidity, I think. Or, the other side of the coin, they get off on messing around with people, in which case they're not idiots, they're assholes but the end result is the same.

5. Smokers -  people who smoke while walking down sidewalks, not giving a damn that they are polluting a walking area around them and spreading stink everywhere they go. Also smokers who borrow your car, smoke in it and then deny it later. Its pretty easy to tell unless you've already fried your olfactory senses.

6. Noise nazis in campgrounds - people who watch the clock until its almost the posted quiet time in a campground and then get up to tell you that you need to quiet down as they're trying to sleep. Or, actually, anyone who spends more than ten percent of their time in a campground telling other people what to do. They need to relax, get down off their throne and realize that not a single person gives a damn what they want or think.

7. Car alarms - especially on piece of shit Hondas or Toyotas. You know the ones, they have like 140 decibel alarms that go for about an hour before resetting and they're set so that if the wind blows too hard they go off.