Fictitious Band Names from Intellectual Poison

More to come as they occur to me. Want to suggest one? Drop me an Email. Creators are listed at the end of words, if none is noted then I probably made it up myself.

Dark Side of my Id - a self exploration into the darker motivations

Whizzing on the Walls of the Internet - posts, rants and pissing in the wind, oh my!

With a Strap On Dildo - an homage to a dead blog that I'm not allowed to talk about anymore

Why Would Wendy Want Winnie? - or Why Would William Want Walter? doesn't matter, the gist is there.

All the Opinions that are Fit to Beat Out of Me - a self deprecating blog.

Parking Lot Voyeur - a life is passing me by blog.

Lonely Guy Peepshow - another self deprecating blog about life passing him by, poor guy.

Aberrant Intelligentsia - my favorite of the bunch and I actually hesitated posting it because I really do like this one alot. It would be a good blog name and a cool band name too.

Asshole Patrol - which I see as a thrasher skate band of some kind, maybe some gay rockers but maybe not.

Deathrattle - this has to be a speed metal band or it would have to be an acoustic group pretending to be a speed metal band.

The Ampersands - just a cool name I've always wanted to see as a band.

Schindler's Fist - in homage to a long lost pal's wishes. Sam, if you're reading this then I hope you found your band.

Quiver of Smut - gotta be an all girl hard rock or metal band.

Aunt Helen's Cherry - an alterna-pop band with cool spiky haired guys with pierced faces and nice abs.

Dicky and the Wankers - ska band with a focus on sex and penises in particular. Would almost certainly cover AC/DC's "Big Balls" and other genitalic songs.

Creampuff Surprise - cute asian-pop band with pixie-ish singers and catchy tunes.

Tastes Like Chicken - either a punk band or an alternative thrasher skater band. But could be a bunch of white guys singing acapella too.