Stump Pond Journal

Yew! I'm cooking up some spighettios + franks on the wood stove. Its fuckin' 70˚ inside and the window is open. I just played darts because it is raining outside. I knew the Stowe Video quiz. it was Chevy Chase in Fletch. John Cocktoastin, Mitch Cumstein, Ted Nugent, Dr. Rosen Rosen. I spent most of the day cutting down trees and burning the big pile by the pond. I burnt the shit out of my thumb. I almost caused a huge forest fire. shit. I killed a bumble bee and a wasp inside here. I checked the plants - I think only two look hopeful. Oh well. I'll be growing some at home. I've been waiting for Andy + Ben to show up. My guess is that they are out at the treehouse getting fucked up.My lunch is getting warm.

REDRUM
killing what?

sneek-a-smoke

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Shit. I was cutting down trees and a man with an axe ran out of the woods and chopped his head off and started chasing me. I ran inside and locked the door. I'm starting to distrust the area around my cabin because weird shit happens everytime I'm here. I brought some food and candles. Yesterday I was out here with the tractor at night and a deer came up to me and said "Howdy. Any luck? Howdy. The vacuum bag sure is hot today. Howdy any luck?"

I just killed a fly.

PS - Andy is crazy - don't listen to him.

"I'm stepping into the twilight zone."

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