Stump Pond Journal

Yew! I'm cooking up some spighettios + franks on the wood stove. Its fuckin' 70˚ inside and the window is open. I just played darts because it is raining outside. I knew the Stowe Video quiz. it was Chevy Chase in Fletch. John Cocktoastin, Mitch Cumstein, Ted Nugent, Dr. Rosen Rosen. I spent most of the day cutting down trees and burning the big pile by the pond. I burnt the shit out of my thumb. I almost caused a huge forest fire. shit. I killed a bumble bee and a wasp inside here. I checked the plants - I think only two look hopeful. Oh well. I'll be growing some at home. I've been waiting for Andy + Ben to show up. My guess is that they are out at the treehouse getting fucked up.My lunch is getting warm.

REDRUM
killing what?

sneek-a-smoke

Labels: fletch, journal

Shit. I was cutting down trees and a man with an axe ran out of the woods and chopped his head off and started chasing me. I ran inside and locked the door. I'm starting to distrust the area around my cabin because weird shit happens everytime I'm here. I brought some food and candles. Yesterday I was out here with the tractor at night and a deer came up to me and said "Howdy. Any luck? Howdy. The vacuum bag sure is hot today. Howdy any luck?"

I just killed a fly.

PS - Andy is crazy - don't listen to him.

"I'm stepping into the twilight zone."

Labels: cabin, journal

Shit. Andy and I returned home from Portland, ME. We saw AC/DC in concert and tomorrow night we see Pink Floyd. Wow. Guns & Roses is cranking and that bonghit just hit me.

My mothers bloody tacho is dripping on the floor and Jeff's dick blistered my asshole.



Tonight we are going to see Pink Floyd and once you've had black, you never go back.


High Voltage

Rock + Roll

Jews

NUKE the Wales

"all you have to do is die."

WOW! Am I fucked up!

Woaah! Andy and I screwed each others brains out. Wow! was that fun. Redrum redrum. Uh oh, I gotta go home.

Jeff

Today we moved in and Jeff and I are cleaning the house and tongueing each other's assholes while we masturbate each other's throbbing hardons.

aaahh, redrum, redrum Hey, Stop, be careful with that big axe Andy! AAHH, help, I'm being attacked. What did you say Toni.

"Stop kindding around Jeff"
"What Toni?"
"Stop kidding around with that chainsaw Jeff"
"I'm not"
"Yes you are"
"O.K., I am but I have to kill Andy + Matt before we leave"
"Oh, O.K. Jeff"

ahhh

- Jeff

PS - Andy is crazy - Don't listen to him.

Ethan -
We're busted, we're fuckd, we're canned. The fuckin cops came at 2:30 in the morning (while you were peacefully dreaming - out cold to be honest) and they took us into the station. SHIT!
Was the party worth $110?
Yeah! Let's do it again tonight. We'll have Andy around to knock out any police who think they have balls enough to come out and bust another E-Train Party!
Last night was another I'll never remember.-

Yours bustedly
Edward + Gang

I really don't know what to say except that this place is the best. Oh bby the way, its Friday. I What more could I want than to be in the woods with you pouring beer (oops, was I not supposed to say that?) down my chest. You probably couldn't give a shite that I'm hear but thanx for having us hear.
- Deb

EeeeeeeTHAN! Well, I guess I'm trashed, so I really don't know what to say. You're cabin is awesome... the farther down you walk the sweeter the reward. Tom, Scrawny Zoe, Em, Soren, + I walked the path in fucking docksiders. Murray says "His soooooooo... good!!!" Murray is naked + hi's about to join ^&&% the sauna with 6,000,000,000 girls

What's up guys? It's me Chris (& Amy) Chris is trying to stand up by the stairs, having some difficulty though. Amy is so drunk she can't even write. Only kidding of course, that's illegal!! This is definately the best party that any of us have been to all year! 2 KEGS!! <--Sorry about the beer> Led Zeplin, of course, and Andrew to the girls happy! Ethan fixed the stove so now its toasty warm in here. The floor is a bit sticky here! The bongo drums upstair are driving everyone crazy we went off to get stoned and in front of Andrew's awesome truck two naked bodies appeared! Holy Shit! Oh well it's only natural! Ethan is sliding down the stairs but hey, its all in good fun!

Bye for now
Amy & Chris

I wish I could fly in a plane like Pink Floyd. Actually I don't know if they do, but I'd go anyway. I'm losing my buzzz, but I but I know this was one of the bests if not the best party in the world. Just think (how scary) that Jeff built this place (the dick) and it could all colapse, but I guess it won't as Jeff built it.

Didn't he?

Rape bloody feteses and feest on their rotten anal lips?

-Bill

Bill's crazy.

We all think so. Thanks Ethan.
Claire

My Name is Brett and I'm so trashed. I'm only a freshmen and I have 4 more years of this. I'm only 14-years-old and I'm parting with 18, 17, 16 years old. Tonight was awesome for I've never been at such a incredible party before in my life. I'm so trashed. shit-faced, wasted, drunk thanks to Shawen. Go Etrain.

Truely yours,
Brett

Hello my dearest Ethan, who I have slept with I think twice as maybe three times. Oh wernt they excitin.

Well anyways this is a very exciting night. I can assure you that I am thoroughly enjoying myself.

Oh yes, fun is fun being drunk off my ass!!!

This is a long walk out here. I'm not surprised that you stayed with us so much as .

Jess what will you do when her mom comes home.

OH GOD WHAT WILL THIS PLACE BE LIKE TOMORROW

I DON'T EVEN WNT TO SEE IT SO HELP ME.
GOD

OH BONJOUR C'ESTEUE TU FISIT MAINTENONT JE SUIS + MES CEL TRAIF

I don't know what the fuck I am writing. I love you Emily.

Good night

6 courages troopers came up here with a KEG'S, 2 half kegs to be exact. they sweated and grunted untill the came to therir denstination. 2 troopers came left to come go get other boys + girls while 4 troopers went to the cabin. They sat and talked. The one little troper called Benedict Arnold H left.

and the other troopers sat and talked. then 3 more troopers came and they had a tap, then the remaining 6 troopers drank at Sweicide (?? ed. note, no idea what this, the writing's illegible). Then all sorts of mutant boys and girls came and ruined the 6 little boys troopers fun.

- Ch

2/26/88