See this space? This is my fucking space. See these words? They are MY FUCKING WORDS.
Got a problem with it? Tough shit. I'm going to write whatever the fucking hell I fucking well want to write here and I really do not give even the slightest shit if you are offended or pissed off or scared or whatever else the fucking hell you want to feel.
This bothers you? Then don't fucking read it.
No more disclaimers, no more pulled punches. You don't like it? Then fuck off and go somewhere fucking else. Seriously. Email me about anything on this blog and I will fucking blacklist you.
This is my fucking blog and I'm fucking well taking it fucking back so fuck you.