Scambag - scumbag scammer.
Juggulant - jubilant because of boobs. Yes, I am a 14 year old boy trapped in a man's body, why do you ask?
Epithany - a pithy epiphany.
Civillain - civilian villain
Flutility - trying and failing to fight a flu bug.
Fooltility - foolish utility, a Swiss Army Knife with a cheese grater attachment.
Twistory - Twitter history or twisted history (i.e. revisionist story telling).