1.11.2010

There Are Three Kinds of People in the World...

Finally got around to watching Team America: World Police And wanted to share this great quote:
"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"
The movie itself is a pretty average with some funny parts but this mini-speech is the best part of the movie. The whole puppet thing was kind of silly, especially when there were fight scenes that basically meant slap fights. Still funny enough to enjoy though.

What are some of your favorite movie quotes?
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