NWoTD - Noosepaper

Noosepaper - the rope around the neck of the dead tree newspaper business that is slowly strangling the life out of it is called a noosepaper.

Why yes, I'm a clever weasel, thank you. And yes, this word was inspired by Ryan's obsession with the decline and demise of the Post-Bulletin in his Minisoda.

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