4.02.2008

Its the Clapper for Your Cock!

I'm not much of a fan of the commercials for boner pills. Now, I'm not saying I'm not a fan of a pill or med that allows a man to enjoy a fuller, more satisfying sex life. Quite the contrary, the more sex going on in the world, the better as far as I'm concerned. People who get laid regularly are happier, healthier and less prone to road rage or other fits of violence.

Its the commercials I despise.

The most recent is for Cialis where the older couple is chillin' in their empty nest of a house, about to get their freak on in the living room when the door opens and its daughter home from college on a surprise (but a happy surprise they are quick to say) visit.

But with superduper boner pill Cialis, you've got a 36 hour window to sprout some trouser wood. Cialis is, basically, the Clapper for your cock.

You want a boner? Clap once.

You want some rest? Clap twice and boner go down.

Clap on, clap off, the Clapper!

And don't even get me started on those incredibly annoying Enzyte commercials with the dude with the shit eating grin and the unbelievably irritating soundtrack. And then they have the gall to play those stupid ads back to back, just in case you didn't get enough of the smarmy pap the first time.

Viagra, at least, can poke some fun at itself (and others, hardyharhar).

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