Special Loan Offers

The flood of catalogs seems to have slowed back down to a trickle and the only mail we got today was a special loan offer from a company called American General Financial Services.

They wanted to make a special holiday offer to me because I'm such a great guy.

They wanted to loan me $3250 with an affordable monthly payment of $125.71 at a jovial and rocking 22.94% interest. Which works out to almost $1300 in interest over the three year repayment period.

The best part? At the very bottom of the offer is a bold statement, "Married persons may apply for an account in their own name." Huzzah! Now you can undermine your family's finances without even involving your spouse!

Whoops, my VIP certificate slipped off my desk and into the shredder, whatever shall I do? Jerks.