Scared Toad Venom and Fermented Feces to Get Stoned? Just Buy Some Dope, Jeez!

Cops: More smoke toad venom to get high

Not so unusual except that instances of use are going up rather quickly. But, from further down in the article, is this nugget of pure disgust.
While smoking toad venom might sound extreme, an even more disturbing method to get high possibly includes sniffing fermented human waste. Vicky Ward, manager of prevention services at Tri-County Mental Health Services in Kansas City, said she has read e-mail warnings about a drug called jenkem.

The drug is made from fermented feces and urine.
That's right, kids are fermenting poop and pee to get high. There's no evidence that jenkem isn't someone's idea of a joke and, truthfully, the idea that kids are using it to try and get high is pretty funny if it is a joke. I mean, after all they're inhaling fermented shit and that's pretty damned funny.

Unless its your kid that's inhaling fermented dookie and then its just kind of a bummer. Of course, don't be all proud if your kid is the one scaring the toad to get the venom to dry it out to smoke it to get stoned. Though I do laud the effort required to catch a buzz.