Got $25? Then Save Your Spot in Heaven!

Reserve A Spot In Heaven is a new, presumably, joke site that purports to guarantee passage beyond the pearly gates and into an eternity of pleasure, joy and elation.

I'd think they might want to add a sliding scale for the more sinful in the crowd that might need an extra push past St. Pete at the gate.

And I'm sure they are doing a brisk business despite the paradox of their money-back guarantee (you need to be dead to collect).

Besides, if you end up in hell there are plenty of lawyers to help you sue.