I'm Sure This'll Fly with the Judge

Meet Britney, the Pop Star

On Planet Britney, her status as a pop star mean she's too busy to follow court ordered drug testing and basically try to prove that she's a good parent. Instead, she has her lawyer issue statements about how her life is so busy and she's out so late doing "pop star" stuff, which I take to mean partying and drinking, that she can't be bothered to make her appointments to be drug tested.

I'm sure the judge and legal system will understand.