Just Like the Movies, Only Trashier

SFGate: Daily Dish : Pam Anderson Gets Marriage License

How trashy? One, she's talking about Rick Solomon, the infamous dink in Paris' career launching and notoriously limp sex tape. Two, she sold herself for sex, sure, it was $250K but that just makes her a high priced call girl. Hell, Demi made a million in that movie with Redford, why'd she go so cheap?

Here's the moneyshot quote, "It worked out, I liked it...I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors and fell in love. It's so romantic."

Romantic? Being a hooker is romantic? That's a twist.

But hey, at least we've already seen everyone's sex parts, right? That's gotta count for something. I don't know what but it counts for something.