Ex-Celeb Drops Reality TV Wanker Supreme

Danny Bonaduce Under Investigation After Awards Fight in which he pounded the snot out of the paradoxically named Jonny Fairplay, a guy who's sole claim to fame is lying about his not-dead grandmother to garner false sympathy.

And, strangely enough, he parlayed that into a career. Enough of one that Danny Bonaduce, of Partridge Family fame, wanted to pound him.

Good. I wouldn't mind kicking him in the nuts once or twice myself.

[Update: Here's the video of the event, not a fight, Fairplay jumped up on him, Bonaduce tossed him over his shoulder, Fairplay impacts floor with face. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving asshat.]