Dude, This is Pretty F*cked Up Right Here

Words don't often fail but.....

Body was struck by cars for an hour during morning commute on I-880

My WTF meter exploded, I replaced it with a sweet titanium one and that one exploded too.

[Update: He was hitchhiking and "stole" a ride by grabbing a handle on the back of a truck. He couldn't hold on and fell to his death and mess. Six lanes and 1000 feet of remains across the road. How awful.]