You Know You're a Parent When...

...it is almost odd to be able to use the bathroom alone.
...you can be up and walking towards your kid's room before you're even fully awake.
...you know all of the characters on Sesame Street and their theme songs.
...you consider "Some Assembly Required" to be a challenge.
...you can change a diaper without even waking up.
...you catch yourself singing kid's music during the day.
...you think nothing of kissing a bloody scrape on your kid's knee.
...you have more kid's shows than anything else on your Tivo.
...you have learned how to fall asleep anywhere, even if just for a minute or two.