8.09.2007

Why Tyra Banks Will Never Be Oprah

It is really quite simple.

Tyra Banks has crazy eyes. I could have ended the post right here but, alas, I cannot.

Oprah does not.

Tyra Banks has two names.

Oprah does not.

Tyra Banks is a supermodel turned talk show host and retained her diva mentality.

Oprah is a reporter/journalist turned talk show host and has retained her humble roots (or at least does a better job of appearing to have retained her humble roots).

But really it comes back to the eyes, Tyra's fucking insane. And yes, I do half expect her to come knocking on my door and set me on fire with those crazy eyes.

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