The Lego Invasion Has Begun

Giant Lego Man found in Dutch Sea

Don't be misled by his beguiling smile and lack of armaments, actually, his smile is more of a smirk. This giant man does not come in peace (or pieces). He wants chocolate, he wants quality pocket knives and he wants an all-season ski pass. In addition to his world domination plans.

And if he doesn't get them then there will be more, many, many more of him to contend with and the smiles will be gone, replaced by steely glares and large plastic swords and pirate blunderbusters.

However, flamethrowers work quite well against the plastic men. Until they start using flame retardant plastics to manufacture the 2.0 version. And then we're in real trouble.