Independence Day New Word

I came up with this word a few days ago and have been wrestling with it since because it is a word that already exists. I just want to add another meaning to it.

Twitches - twit bitches. Like the three girls in low-rider jeans with their Starbucks cups who wander around Target giggling and basically just getting in the way. Or Paris Hilton.

Time to go get the coffee machine rolling. Today is going to be another busy one.