I Didn't Know Marlins Were Suckerfish

Armando Benitez Traded to the Marlins

To which the only thing I can add is: SUCKERS!

No wait, there's plenty more to add. The Marlins have just scored one of the worst closers in the game, an apathetic blame-shifting, slop-throwing, injury-prone clubhouse cancer.

Good fucking riddance.

Now maybe the Giants can win some of the games they go into the 9th leading.