Dear American General Financial Services

Please take your unsolicited offer of a $5500 loan at a mere 18.04% interest rate and shove it right up your collectives asses. You filthy degenerate capitalizers of circumstance.

Do you know what 48 payments towards $5500 at 18.04% works out to be? $7760.

These scumbags want to charge $2200 for a $5500 loan.

Exploitive crap loan offer meet my heavy duty cross cut shredder. I just wish I could shove the entire company into its threshing blades.