5.01.2007

Cheddar X Upside Your Head


A new Cheddar X has gone up. The is a smack happy cage matcharific Cheddar X and I expect to enjoy it.

1. What tv host would you most like to smack right upside the head?
John Brunel on cop video shows, he takes condescension to incredible depths. The smacking would be nice. The host on Cheaters is a close second because of how much he seems to enjoy showing people that their spouses are sleeping with other people.

2. What sports personality would you most like to smack right upside the the head?
So many to choose from, so many in desperate need of a sound smacking. The short list includes Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, Skip Bayliss and Tony Cornholer. I'm going to Cornholer because of the satisfaction of the smacking of open palm against that crusty bald dome of his. Damn he is an annoying wanker. Also, a Dishonorable Mention for local KNBR sports radio personality, Ralph Barbieri, solely because he has the single lamest signoff line in the history of any radio (Angels fly because they take themselves lightly, bleh, puke, what a smackworthy sentiment).

3. What media personality would you most like to smack upside the head?
Brit Hume. That he considers himself a journalist and not a reanimated puppet of the GOP is almost sad its so pathetic.

4. What political figure would you most like to smack upside the head?
Karl Rove but I'm not sure I could stop at just one smack. I fear I'd keep swinging until it came clean off (well not cleanly).

5. What musical figure would you most like to smack upside the head?
Bono or Madonna, preferably both at once so I could delight in the coconut-esque sound of their empty skulls banging into one another.

6. Which two politicos would you most like to see in a cage match to the death? (i.e. win/win since one ain't coming out)
John McCain because he's just a pathetic pandering power-mongering bitch and Dick Cheney because he's just a mean old dirty rotten black hearted bastard.

7. Which two public figures would you most like to see in a cage match to the death?
This one would probably change with each day you ask me but today? Today let's go with Donald Trump because that damned sour puss face of his has got to go and Rosie O'Donnell because I bet she'd friggin' thrash him like a rag doll and that would be really fun to watch.

8. Who on planet Earth should be put in a rocket and shot into the sun?
Bud Selig wouldn't be a bad choice but neither would Mark Cuban (though that's more for the haircut than anything else) but I'll go with Bill O'Reilly because of his inpenetrable smarm, lies, abusive behaviour and outright just mean-ness. Oh yeah, also the fact that people actually tune in to listen to him for news, those folks should get shot into the sun too but that's probably over stepping a bit. 'Course, I'd say anyone who watches Fox News for news is unlikely to be a free thinking contributor (as opposed to a detractor, false patriot or single-issue voter fool).

Yep, I did enjoy it, I did enjoy it! Huzzah!

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