Anna Nicole Skips Out on Paternity Trial by Dying

Geez, what some people will do to avoid a court trial.

Anna Nicole Smith Dies at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel. Circumstances of her death have not been released, yet.

Speculation is that she passed away when trying to get a drink of water, the toilet seat broke her neck.

Sorry, that was irreverent of the newly departed. Oh well.

But the story isn't over yet, there's still the question of her daughter's paternity which means someone's gonna become a new daddy and rich as sin in one fell swoop.

Today is a sad day for bimbos the world over.