Penis.....So, So Small

Speak up, sir...You need the extra small condoms?

A study by the Indian Council of Medical Research has brought the penile smackdown on the entire nation by concluding that 60 percent of Indian men have penises about an inch shorter than other nationalities and 30 percent are down 2 inches. Ouch! Or should say un-ouch?

India has a soaring rate of HIV infections because, apparently, Indian men are too shy to ask for condoms. Which is kind of funny and sad, I was shy about buying condoms when I was 18 not so much now.