Top Ten Reasons Why You Might Be An Asshole……

You drive a white truck. Trust me on this.
You think its funny to swerve in front of motorcycles.
You laugh at other people getting hurt.
You dismiss things you don’t like as being “Gay”.
You insult people you love.
You vote Republican (not an automatic but its definitely a symptom)
You vote Republican this November given their recent track record.
You have a sticker on your car of Calvin peeing on your carmaker’s competitor.
You wonder why the women get all crazy about paternity tests on Maury or Ricki.
You don’t tip.

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