Walkman or Sex Toy?

Walkman morphs into fitness-friendly MP3 player that can
detect a user's run/walk rhythm and adjust the music accordingly, count steps and calories burned and measure distance covered. Plus, it's cool if you drip sweat on it.

Shaking the player three times randomizes the playlist, and it can be "speed charged"--plug in for three minutes and it gives you three hours of playback.

Neato, and it also doubles as a dildo in a pinch.
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