A Sign of the Fabulosity of Our Times

You know, just when you think things are in the crapper and that the world's going to hell in a handbasket, sometimes you come across something as thoroughly wonderful as the...Playazon "Hands-Free" Merkin Flashlight (NSFW, um yeah) ostensibly for use at Burning Man but I could think of dozens of events where this would be perfect.

How can things be so bad when there are products like this that exist in the world?

Which reminds me, I still want a Utilikilt. Which further reminds me that I've got to get out and stain/seal my new pretty cedar fence before the sun bakes all the moisture out of it. Hello sunshine!

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