3.27.2006

Memo to the Universe

Please God, if you really do exist, can you do me (and I bet a whole bunch of other people) a big favor and strike Bam Margera down? One good lightning bolt should do it. Or maybe convert him into a pillar of coke. To be instantly set upon and snorted out of existence by his "posse" of Jackass orphans.

Talk about outliving your fifteen minutes, dude. Your fifteen minutes ended years ago and your mugging the camera is just lame, stupid and annoying. Almost as lame and stupid as pranking your fat, stupid family.
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