1.25.2006

Worried about B&E?

If you're one of those folks worried about an assault in your bedroom, you are not alone. From the website....
It is reported that 50% of people in London are worried about security and sleep with some form of self-defence to hand, for use against intruders.

The 'Safe Bedside Table' has a removable leg that acts as a club and a top that doubles as a shield for self-defence. This is for people who are willing to take on an intruder, providing an extra sense of security whilst in bed.
If you live in constant fear of someone breaking into your house and assaulting you in your bedroom then perhaps you should consider replacing that single use night stand for this multi-purpose defensive night stand! Its a night stand, its a shield and club, its a place to put your lamp, its a weapon to bash to holy tar out of someone.

Now if I could only get over the image of battling intruders in my birthday suit. Damn.
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