Breaking News: Church Admits Bible May Not Be Wholly Accurate

Catholic Church no longer swears by truth of the Bible.
The Bible is true in passages relating to human salvation, they say, but continue: “We should not expect total accuracy from the Bible in other, secular matters.”
Jeezo, next thing you know they'll publicly admit that allowing their priests to molest children and then covering it up for the last 40 years was a bad thing to do. Will wonders never cease?

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