8.08.2005

Men, Control Your Sperm at All Times

Men, you must realize that, in today's society, you are culpable for whatever damage your little swimmers get into. Yes, even if you are out the door and down the streetm, you left behind your DNA and that DNA can get your ass in trouble. Banking some sperm to a sperm bank in the hopes that you'll be able to get your wife pregnant at some point down the road, only to realize down that road that you don't want to be with your wife so you stop paying the sperm bank to keep your little frozen squigglers.

The only problem is that, unbeknownst to you, your soon-to-be ex-wife took up those lapsed sperm freezy payments and went ahead and had herself inseminated with your child even though you're getting divorced. And that's how you end up with a Bizarre Child Support Battle In Brooklyn.

The husband had no idea his soon-to-be ex was paying to keep his sperm alive and did not consent to the wife using his sperm to get pregnant. Should he have to pay child support? Apparently so. And that is seriously fucked up because it appears that the wife got pregnant for no other reason than to throw a big old monkey wrench in her ex's life. Yep, a revenge pregnancy. That's just sickeningly pathetic.
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