6.03.2005

Slap Your Irritating Coworker Day is Coming!

June 10th is officially Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Day:
- Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about?
- Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?
- Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?
- Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?

Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce June 10th as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid ass always messing up stuff!"
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day.

Your cooperation in taking part and following the rules of Slap Your Co-Worker Day is highly appreciated in our efforts to make the world a less annoying place populated by blabbermouthed wankers who think, just because you work with them, you are permanently enthralled by stories about their canker sores, loud neighbors and cat's skin condition.

And, to get you started, here's a little animated gif to show you how it's done. (Note, the linked gif is NOT representative of my personal attitude towards women and is intended solely for humorous purposes and its alot more like a punch than a slap and shouldn't be watched by anyone wearing underwear that's too tight and, truthfully, I'd have preferred a gif of a guy slapping a guy or woman slapping a woman as this may cross the line with some folks).

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